A Coronal Mass Ejection (aren’t we lucky!)

January 24, 2012

A Coronal Mass Ejection is a huge burst of solar wind, plasma, and other good stuff, sometimes shot in our direction.

We’re in the midst of one right now, and because of an overload, a little of this radiation will get past the doughnut shaped Van Allen Belts and create a beautiful image in the night sky.  These auroras might even be visible as far down as New York State.

The thing is, without our planet’s peculiar make-up, and the presence of the Van Allen Belts, this solar phenomenon would have kept higher life forms from developing here.  Organisms would have been burned to a crisp.

Mars is very desolate.  Alas, it has no radiation belts to turn raging destruction into raw beauty.


Ceramic customer service

January 12, 2012

Back about 8 months ago I purchased a 7″ Kyocera Ceramic Knife at a Kitchen specialty store in Guilford.  The price was near $70.

It’s a lot for one knife, at least for me, but they’re very sharp, and will supposedly last a lifetime.

Mine lasted about 6 months, then lost a 1/4 inch sized chunk, mid-blade, while my wife was slicing fruit.

So, last November 11th, I brought it back to where I purchased it, being promised I should get word in a few days regarding a replacement product.  Kyocera was said to be a stand-up company, and this would be resolved very soon.

Busy as I am, I never thought much about it until late December.  I hadn’t heard anything, so calling the store I was told that many knives had been returned, it was a holiday period, and, in all fairness, I had purchased the knife several months earlier.

I responded that if many knives had been returned, we must be dealing with a defective product, so there shouldn’t be a whole lot of delay involved.  Then I continued along the line that it wasn’t a holiday period when I’d initially returned the product, not to mention that 8 months light usage of a $70. knife shouldn’t be considered unusual.  Honestly, if the blade was exercised more than 10 times in its life, I’d be surprised.

Even so, I got off the phone.

Today however, since we’re now almost mid-way through January, I called again.

This time I was told that the store had been closed for a week, phone calls were being caught up with, and I really needed to be patient.

Then, when the owner began repeatedly referring to me as “hon”, what little patience I had drained completely, and the conversation quickly came to a conclusion.

“Hon,” she said again, “Maybe you should just come in and get a new knife.”

So, I took a new tack.

“Yes, ‘hon’,” I replied, “That’s exactly what I think I should do, ‘hon’.  I’ll come in tommorow, ‘hon’.”

“Fine!  I hope so!” (hang up).

Heaven knows where the chipped knife is…  Probably never left the store.

The chipped and defective customer service remains, and is pretty evident.

And truly unwise.

Fact is, without even trying, I can get the same knife on Amazon for 25% less…  Less cost and less lousy attitude.

The one thing brick and mortar retailers have going for them is the ability to offer top shelf personal service.

If they can’t do that, well, it’s much easier to save effort and gas and added expense, make a few clicks, and move on.


“History” Channel?

January 2, 2012

Using the word “History” in their title, one would assume the History Channel broadcasts exclusively historical, well-documented programs and footage.

So, when I see a show like “Ancient Aliens” consistently running on this network, it really does make me wonder.  The Comedy Network might consider broadcasting such material, mainly because the episodes I’ve seen have been pretty laughable, but the History Channel?

The content is no better than “Ghost Hunters” on the SyFy schedule, and there again, we have a more appropriate outlet…

But, apart from “The DaVinci Code,” since when did no evidence constitute evidence?

And, with liberally sprinkled words and phrases like “maybe,” and “could have been,” exactly when did no basis become a foundation for purportedly “historical” programing?

Hysterical assertion on TV?  Sure.

But, historical?


Keppler 22-b Huge?

December 6, 2011

NASA has announced the discovery of a planet, 600 light years away, orbiting its sun it the “habitable zone”, where the temperatures aren’t too cold or too hot.

Some in the press have jumped to talking about possible life, even intelligent life, potentially dwelling on this distant world.  Possible?  Yes.  Likely?  Not hardly.

Microbial life is one thing, but complex things like puppies are quite another.

How do we know?  Well, just in our Solar System, Mars and Venus orbit in the “Goldilocks” region, yet neither shows any evidence of the tiniest fragment of life.  Just a scintilla or sliver of a slimy insect would be a gargantuan discovery, but it’s just not there.  And this is on planets that are right next door to our teeming abode.

Turns out NASA doesn’t know whether or not Keppler 22-b has water.  That’s huge.  Does it have a stable axis?  Huge.  Is it relatively free from large impacts so that life has time to evolve?  Huge.  Is there a surface made of rock or is this just a gas ball?  Huge.  Does the planet have an atmosphere?  Huge.  If it does have an atmosphere, what kind is it?  Huge.  Does it have a belt protecting it from searing solar radiation?  Again, having the right answer is huge.

And from what we know, for the purposes of complex life, having all the right answers is very important.  One or two just won’t do.  You see, if life were that easy, we wouldn’t have to go as far away as Keppler 22-b, we’d have found it on Venus or Mars.

One thing we can know.  As we unpack the secrets of this distant orb, we will come away with even more evidence of just how special our own is.  Whether we see that, and fully realize it, well that’s another question.  It too, is huge.


The Christmas Tree

December 1, 2011

Christmas trees are a beautiful thing!

Following tradition, the weekend after Thanksgiving, we get our tree from a “cut it down yourself” place.  They give you a hand-saw, and after selecting the perfect specimen, you just lie on your back, clear the underbrush, and have at it.

The trunks on the trees we usually pick must be about four to five inches thick, so by the time the harvest is complete, you wind up with dirt all over your back and skinned knuckles on your hand.  But hey, it’s Christmas; it’s worth it!  What’s a little mud and blood?  I just tell Billy Jr. he can wash up and use some Neosporin at home and he’ll be fine!

Unlike previous occasions, recently we discovered the trick of borrowing the personal saw of one of the nursery workmen.  About three swipes into it, the tree fell!  Apparently the sharpness of the blade has a lot to do with how easily evergreens are cut down.  All these years, and we thought the staff at the farm were just tremendously strong.

As a kid in New Jersey, we never did anything so adventurous as cutting our own tree.  We’d go to the local firehouse parking lot and try to choose the right one from the pre-cut collection.  The standard seemed to be that we should get the fullest and straightest with the fewest bare spots.  Then, muttered comments would be made about how expensive they were, and how they could charge so much, just for a tree…  So we always got the small-needle prickly type as opposed to the more pricey thick and soft ones.

Yanking the Douglas Fir through a funnel-shaped, Tree Tying Enhancer®, the branches were bound with coarse brown twine, and off we’d go down the crunchy frosted pathways of suburbia with our prize precariously perched on top of the car.

Perhaps it was because my dad always wanted cathedral ceilings, or more likely because his spatial abilities were not the best – combined with the fact that he spurned the rather gauche approach of bringing along a tape measure – I can’t say exactly why, but in all the instances of purchasing Christmas trees, we never, ever got one that fit the house.  Never.  Not once.

One year we dragged in a pine scented marvel that had to be off by at least three feet, and I’m going to say that only because he lacked the proper tools to cut from the bottom, dad proceeded to trim from the top.  This left us with a truncated cone flush to the ceiling, which if one didn’t know better, looked as though it continued right through into the attic.  Yet, this turned out to be quite an innovation, for, with a bit more judicious pruning, instead of having just one spot for the angel, we had a good sized platform for her and several friends.

Almost without fail, no matter where it had been purchased, or however long inspected, as soon as our tree was brought into the house, all sorts of flaws and faults we hadn’t noticed before on the lot, instantly became blatantly obvious!  The trunk wasn’t so straight after all, and there was a bare spot the size of a basketball!  This area of inevitable imperfection would then become the family secret turned to the wall so nobody else could see.

Because of a very long-standing tradition of toppling, after affixing it in the customarily inadequate pressed metal stand, our tree would then be securely lashed to several points on the wall using about sixty feet of galvanized steel cable.  This had become de rigueur because as far back as recollection could extend, someone had always fallen into the glorious pine and taken the whole thing down.

One Christmas morn, upon seeing his new bicycle sparkling amidst the tinsel and glass, my eldest brother Jimmy ran excitedly to hop on board.  These were the days when bikes had just one speed – as fast as you could peddle – and they were usually sized extra big, to grow into.  The notion of getting personally sized for a two-wheeler didn’t come until the days of increased affluence resulting from things like summer jobs and saving up.  So over Jimmy streaked and upward he launched, higher and higher, reaching the top of the lofty seat, going well past and into the sappy arms of the tumbling evergreen.  For days his flannel pajamas stuck to his skin as though they were attached with Velcro.

Another year, in what has to be regarded as an heroic attempt to perfectly emplace the angel on her distant peak, my dad leaned further and further and further from the ladder’s top step.  The one that had the yellow and black sticker saying, “THIS IS NOT A STEP!”  Just when it seemed like dad might pull off the 9.9 Yuletide maneuver of the year, he lost his balance.  Immediately sensing impending disaster, he went, “Ahh.”  Then, reflexively and instinctively snatching the upper part of the trunk with both hands like some kind of primordial ape-man, dad bent the Flexible Fir over in half.  Yet somehow, she didn’t break!

For an instant, a memorable millisecond, with his feet higher than his head, dad took on the appearance of John Pennel the great American pole-vaulter of years gone by.  But that vision soon faded as my father lay sprawled on the carpet next to the tiny angel, also deposed and dazed by the fall.

Naturally, with each untimely tip, we came away with a couple less ornaments than we had before – all of which were tiny and fragile connections with generations gone by.  There were the Depression era Christmas balls and fine glass beads from Great-Grandma Dastole, and wartime globes that actually looked like grenades.  We’d laugh at their unlikely appearance, but mourn their passing when eventually they fell and broke.

Year by year, there were fewer and fewer.  Those that hadn’t broken, the flood of 1972 took away.  Even the ones that survived the annual crash faded over time and the old style lights that once burned brightly suffered the process of peeling paint and dimming output.

Then, no matter how special our tree had been, or conscientiously watered, its needles began to shed.  Alas, while we had done our best to prolong its presence, we had simply postponed its inexorable demise and the somber occasion when it would be taken down and carted away.

Seasons would come and go, and as the ornaments changed on the tree, so too did the relationships of those who gathered round to decorate it.  Children got older and went off to school.  Grandparents retired to Florida.  Loved ones passed away, people got married, and divorced, families moved and relationships changed.

New trees were gotten with modern adornments, and fresh traditions were started in different homes where little voices could be heard wishing for Santa.  Once again, tiny hands could be seen uncannily honing in on the most delicate decorations mistakenly placed on the lower and heftier, yet more accessible branches.

When Skye, our Sheltie, was a newly housebroken puppy, she apparently felt our Christmas tree was a seasonal accommodation to keep her from having to brave the icy cold snow in her bare feet.  But even with many cats and dogs and kids, nothing ever happened to the tree that a little more wire or tape couldn’t fix.  No matter how tattered it looked or crooked it became; it was always beautiful and wonderful.

Long ago, evergreens were seen to represent eternal life.  Yet, even with the best of intentions and expertise, we all know they have a definite mortality, as do we humans.  All too soon our “fir” starts to thin and our limbs begin to droop.

Still, there is one tree that has stood the test of time and will endure far beyond any Scotch Pine or Sequoia.  Those who have seen it know it is the most marvelous tree, the most formidable, the most unwavering.  It is God’s tree – The Tree of Life.

As the human race, walking in the Garden, and reaching up beyond our grasp, have we not all fallen from the limbs of our loftiest ambition?  Have we not all felt the pain of our imperfect predicament and even the ultimate fragility of our deepest affection?

Yet, nourished in the love of God, the Tree of Life cannot be broken, nor will it be swayed, or its foliage ever fade away.  Held fast in forgiveness and grace, this Tree is eternal, and very, very large.  It has the power to heal all of our broken memories and redeem all of our personal mistakes.  In its eternity, it sanctifies our vulnerability.

To some, its wood will resemble that of the Manger, and then a Cross.  Yet for all God’s children, it will span the course of time and bridge the great distance we have set between ourselves and our sisters and brothers.  With roots that plumb the depth of our darkest despair and branches rising up with the fruit of our brightest dreams, the Tree of Life will cover every abode and shelter the final passage to our real Home.

And thus, however big or small, full or bare, pre-cut or prefabricated in plastic, our Christmas trees are the perennial sign and symbol that in Christ, God will ever be with us.  And so in Christ, we shall be forever with God.


Tim Tebow

November 28, 2011

You don’t often see players from opposing teams praying together after a game — victor and vanquished.

But, woop, there it is.  Tim Tebow, and members of the San Diego Chargers, all taking a knee, with all heads bowed.

Hands joined, with cameras hovering over them as though they were aliens at mid-field.

People can criticize and offer patronizing comment on these players offering praise to God, but honestly, aren’t there far worse things they could be doing?  Here we have men joined in unity only seconds after pounding one another on the playing field, and I think it’s pretty cool.

Good for them.

 


Yet another Russian “triumph” in space…

November 9, 2011

http://news.yahoo.com/russians-desperately-try-save-mars-moon-probe-130805909.html

And we’re going to entrust American astronauts to this level of proficiency so that we can access the Space Station we built?

Hopefully it won’t take a catastrophic failure, involving loss of human life, before people see the folly in our present course.


Snow before Halloween?

October 30, 2011

In some areas of the Northeast you’d have to go back to the Civil War to find records of snowfall in October.

But, there it is on my lawn.

Apart from its normal 11 year cycle of undulation, the sun’s radiation output has been significantly diminished for much longer than usual.  Does this fact correlate with last year’s severe winter?  Some think so, and I agree.

If it keeps up, snow before Halloween will become the norm, perhaps for a few hundred years.

Talk about “climate change”…

 

 

 


Papelbon is not Rivera

September 30, 2011

Video files are abundant depicting Jonathan Papelbon trying to explain why, with a 3-2 lead in the 9th, he failed to save the final game of the season for the Boston Red Sox.

But, if a 97mph pitch had been an inch apart from where it wound up…  If a left-fielder had extended a few centimeters further…

In that event, the compulsory press conference never happens, and the Sox are still alive.

In the end, it’s baseball.  Things happen.

Even to the very best.

 

 


“God gave it to me…”

September 27, 2011

Mariano Rivera is a first ballot Hall of Fame pitcher, and this is before he even retires!

So, reaching the milestone of 600 saves, Kimberley Jones, a great reporter, immediately steps up with a microphone, asking Mariano about his signature pitch (the “cutter”) and his dominance in baseball for more than a decade…  Here’s 99% of the opening dialogue:

JONES:  “MARIANO, HOW HAVE YOU AND THE CUTTER BEEN SO DOMINANT AND SO DURABLE ALL OF THESE YEARS?”

RIVERA:  “WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE TO THANK GOD, AND MY WIFE AND MY KIDS…  EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY, MY TEAMMATES…  THE CUTTER AS A PITCH…  GOD GAVE IT TO ME…  HE KNEW I NEEDED THIS ONE…  FOR TO BE SUCCESSFUL FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS, I NEEDED THAT ONE, AND THANK GOD HE GAVE IT TO ME.”

JONES:  “WHEN YOU DISCOVERED THE CUTTER BY ACCIDENT WAY BACK IN 1997, DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU AND IT WOULD BECOME?”

RIVERA:  “AGAIN, I DIDN’T DISCOVER IT.  IT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY THE LORD…”

Sometimes, reporters have a definite idea regarding the way in which the world should be viewed.  So, to fit that worldview, they report what they think you should see and hear.

And, if attempting a complete revision of a response is required?  So be it.

Thank heaven for live video!  And thank God for assertive athletes like Mariano Rivera!


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